u_YourIvoryFox

u_YourIvoryFox

I need a guy thats Yoda in the streets, but Palpatine in the sheets.

I need a guy thats Yoda in the streets, but Palpatine in the sheets.

Many Bothans died so we could screw.

Many Bothans died so we could screw.

My ass is like the Death Star, so take a run at my thermal exhaust port.

My ass is like the Death Star, so take a run at my thermal exhaust port.

I want you to dress up like the bounty hunter from Star Wars. I have a Boba Fettish.

I want you to dress up like the bounty hunter from Star Wars. I have a Boba Fettish.

I'm going to call you General Kenobi, because you are a bold one!

I'm going to call you General Kenobi, because you are a bold one!

I can get undressed in less than 12 parsecs.

I can get undressed in less than 12 parsecs.

Dock your starfighter in my space station....

Dock your starfighter in my space station....

Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a Tauntaun, and you can get inside me.

Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a Tauntaun, and you can get inside me.

You must be Yoda, because not a Dagobah that I don’t think about you.

You must be Yoda, because not a Dagobah that I don’t think about you.

I think you will find it Kim Possible to keep your hands off me.....

I think you will find it Kim Possible to keep your hands off me.....

Alright Obi Wan, is it a moon, or a space station?

Alright Obi Wan, is it a moon, or a space station?

The other day, I dreamt that I went to Mordor. Turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep!

The other day, I dreamt that I went to Mordor. Turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep!

Carë mára quí tyarë naxa. (Elvish for 'I have a great ass') 🧝🏻‍♀️

Carë mára quí tyarë naxa. (Elvish for 'I have a great ass') 🧝🏻‍♀️

I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.

I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.

.It was a very long journey to Mordor, I'm so Galadriel made it.

.It was a very long journey to Mordor, I'm so Galadriel made it.

I must be from Alderaan, ’cause you just blew up my world.

I must be from Alderaan, ’cause you just blew up my world.

Let’s go back to my Ewok village and yub nub all night.

Let’s go back to my Ewok village and yub nub all night.

I would make another Lord of the Rings pun, but all the good ones Aragorn.

I would make another Lord of the Rings pun, but all the good ones Aragorn.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my tits.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my tits.

Hey baby, let me blow your Horn of Gondor...

Hey baby, let me blow your Horn of Gondor...

Y-wings are yellow X-wings are red. Enough with the star wars puns, come get some head...

Y-wings are yellow X-wings are red. Enough with the star wars puns, come get some head...

Admiral Ackbar's favorite type of music is probably Trap.

Admiral Ackbar's favorite type of music is probably Trap.

I'll call you the Force if you promise to be strong with me....[booty]

I'll call you the Force if you promise to be strong with me....[booty]

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

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