u_YourIvoryFox

u_YourIvoryFox

"Begun the Booty Wars have." - Yoda, probably.

I’d cross the Dune Sea just to say, ‘This is the way… to you.’

I’d cross the Dune Sea just to say, ‘This is the way… to you.’

I'll call you the Mandalorian, then I'll climb aboard your Razor Crest...

I'll call you the Mandalorian, then I'll climb aboard your Razor Crest...

Be careful if you run into Sauron, he’s wanted for first degree Mordor.

Be careful if you run into Sauron, he’s wanted for first degree Mordor.

The Ass-kaban Escape was Sirius Black’s most daring getaway.

The Ass-kaban Escape was Sirius Black’s most daring getaway.

You rock my world harder than Khazad-dûm.

You rock my world harder than Khazad-dûm.

If you like Star Wars as much as I do, we should get matching Tatooines.

If you like Star Wars as much as I do, we should get matching Tatooines.

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…as if a thousand cocks all got hard at once, and suddenly came.

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…as if a thousand cocks all got hard at once, and suddenly came.

I'll call you Han Solo, and we can get Hoth and heavy.

I'll call you Han Solo, and we can get Hoth and heavy.

Are you a Death Eater? Because AzkaDAMN.

Are you a Death Eater? Because AzkaDAMN.

A retrospective of my time here....also boobs 🦊

A retrospective of my time here....also boobs 🦊

You look lonely...

You look lonely...

Only a Sith deals in absolutes… but I deal in absolutely anything that’ll make you moan my name.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes… but I deal in absolutely anything that’ll make you moan my name.

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to 🧙🏻‍♂️

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to 🧙🏻‍♂️

You must be a Jedi, because I want to Sith on your face

You must be a Jedi, because I want to Sith on your face

Don't be shy, be more ass-ertive.

Don't be shy, be more ass-ertive.

I have to stay late at the office again tonight, sorry babe...at least I have supportive coworkers.

I have to stay late at the office again tonight, sorry babe...at least I have supportive coworkers.

It's too bad your girlfriend isn't coming to our Lord of the Rings marathon💍...I guess I'll have to be the Arwen 🧝🏻‍♀️ to your Aragorn🤴🏻...

It's too bad your girlfriend isn't coming to our Lord of the Rings marathon💍...I guess I'll have to be the Arwen 🧝🏻‍♀️ to your Aragorn🤴🏻...

"Begun the Booty Wars have." - Yoda, probably.

I'm throwing a party for Hobbits. It's just a little get-together.

I'm throwing a party for Hobbits. It's just a little get-together.

"I find your lack of nudity disturbing."- Darth Vader, probably.

Good Lord of the Rings puns always give Mithril.

Good Lord of the Rings puns always give Mithril.

Han Solo wasn't very good a poker. He never wanted to know the odds.

Han Solo wasn't very good a poker. He never wanted to know the odds.

Chewbacca got in trouble for his website - Wookieleaks.

Chewbacca got in trouble for his website - Wookieleaks.

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