u_YourIvoryFox

u_YourIvoryFox

The Rohirrim aren't the only ones who ride at dawn....

The Rohirrim aren't the only ones who ride at dawn....

I shouldn't be telling you this....but I keep getting vids like this from your girlfriend...🤫

I shouldn't be telling you this....but I keep getting vids like this from your girlfriend...🤫

I don’t just awaken the Force… I awaken other things too...

I don’t just awaken the Force… I awaken other things too...

I'll call you Han Solo, then we can go somewhere private and discuss your….hyperdrive

I'll call you Han Solo, then we can go somewhere private and discuss your….hyperdrive

I’ve got a few moves that aren’t in the Jedi archives....

I’ve got a few moves that aren’t in the Jedi archives....

I'll call you Obi-Wan, as long as you go straight into aggressive negotiations...

I'll call you Obi-Wan, as long as you go straight into aggressive negotiations...

Your girlfriend is mad you always have to work late. She doesn't know how your boss likes to pay your overtime 😉....don't worry though, there won't be any evidence 🤫

Your girlfriend is mad you always have to work late. She doesn't know how your boss likes to pay your overtime 😉....don't worry though, there won't be any evidence 🤫

Good Lord of the Rings puns always give Mithril.

Good Lord of the Rings puns always give Mithril.

"The tits are unusually strong with this one." - Qui-Gon Jinn, probably.

You’ve got me feeling things the Jedi Council would definitely forbid...

You’ve got me feeling things the Jedi Council would definitely forbid...

Wife hired a maid 🧹to help out around the house...and she takes all her duties very seriously...🤯

Wife hired a maid 🧹to help out around the house...and she takes all her duties very seriously...🤯

Yoda rode a do-cycle when he was a kid, because to him there is no tri.

Yoda rode a do-cycle when he was a kid, because to him there is no tri.

You must be a Master Jedi, because you’re the Obi-Wan I want...

You must be a Master Jedi, because you’re the Obi-Wan I want...

You must be a Clone Trooper, because I want to execute Order 69 with you....

You must be a Clone Trooper, because I want to execute Order 69 with you....

Boromir didn't play card games, because one does not simply play Uno

Boromir didn't play card games, because one does not simply play Uno

Lets play Empire Strikes Back...you be Luke Skywalker, and you can spend the night inside my Tauntaun...

Lets play Empire Strikes Back...you be Luke Skywalker, and you can spend the night inside my Tauntaun...

You must be Vader, because I’m Forcefully attracted to you, Daddy.

You must be Vader, because I’m Forcefully attracted to you, Daddy.

You must be a droid… because I want you to BB-mine forever...

You must be a droid… because I want you to BB-mine forever...

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Max Mayer the Naked? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you...

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Max Mayer the Naked? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you...

I want to make a Lord of the Rings pun, but all the good ones Aragorn.

I want to make a Lord of the Rings pun, but all the good ones Aragorn.

When Anakin Skywalker said

When Anakin Skywalker said "This is where the fun begins", this is what he was talking about.

You're making me fall harder than Bran Stark

You're making me fall harder than Bran Stark

The Rohirrim aren't the only ones who like to ride at dawn....

The Rohirrim aren't the only ones who like to ride at dawn....

Is that Mount Doom erupting, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Mount Doom erupting, or are you just happy to see me?

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