u_YourIvoryFox

u_YourIvoryFox

I solemnly swear I am up to no good 🪄

I solemnly swear I am up to no good 🪄

I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.

I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.

I must be an Orc, because all I crave is your man flesh....

I must be an Orc, because all I crave is your man flesh....

Are you a Sith Lord? Because I’ve fallen for you.

Are you a Sith Lord? Because I’ve fallen for you.

You must must be an Ewok, because you’re Endor-able!

You must must be an Ewok, because you’re Endor-able!

Gollum's favorite bird is definitely a smea-gull.

Gollum's favorite bird is definitely a smea-gull.

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Beastie Boys never let the tits ummmmm.....DROP! 🎶

Beastie Boys never let the tits ummmmm.....DROP! 🎶

"The tits are unusually strong with this one." - Qui Gon Jinn, probably.

I'll call you Bilbo Baggins, then I'll take you there and back again...[booty]

I'll call you Bilbo Baggins, then I'll take you there and back again...[booty]

I'll call you the Force, if you promise to be strong with me...

I'll call you the Force, if you promise to be strong with me...

Boy, you must be an astromech droid, because you R2 good-looking.

Boy, you must be an astromech droid, because you R2 good-looking.

I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if a million cocks all got hard at once, and suddenly came.

I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if a million cocks all got hard at once, and suddenly came.

Let’s role play. You be Darth Vader, and you can use all the Force on me.

Let’s role play. You be Darth Vader, and you can use all the Force on me.

Why would Thorin Oakenshield want to be King under the Mountain, when he could be King under me? 👑

Why would Thorin Oakenshield want to be King under the Mountain, when he could be King under me? 👑

I had a boss named Gandalf once, I really enjoyed being on his staff....

I had a boss named Gandalf once, I really enjoyed being on his staff....

You've had one breakfast, yes, but what about your second breakfast?

You've had one breakfast, yes, but what about your second breakfast?

Boy, you must be an astromech droid, because you R2 good-looking.

Boy, you must be an astromech droid, because you R2 good-looking.

A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to 🧙🏻‍♂️

A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to 🧙🏻‍♂️

I must be an Orc, because all I crave is your man flesh....[btbf]

I must be an Orc, because all I crave is your man flesh....[btbf]

Gandalfs favorite band was probably the Eagles

Gandalfs favorite band was probably the Eagles

"The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of her ass" - Darth Vader, probably.

Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.

Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.

I'm looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets....

I'm looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets....

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