u_YourIvoryFox

u_YourIvoryFox

Chewbacca got in trouble for his website - Wookieleaks.

Chewbacca got in trouble for his website - Wookieleaks.

How about you dock your imperial star destroyer in one of my ports

How about you dock your imperial star destroyer in one of my ports

Max

I promised him I wouldn't cheat...so we have to role play...🤫🧚‍♀️

I promised him I wouldn't cheat...so we have to role play...🤫🧚‍♀️

I want you to dress up as the bounty hunter from Star Wars. I have a Boba Fettish.

I want you to dress up as the bounty hunter from Star Wars. I have a Boba Fettish.

I won't fuck my step son...🫣

I won't fuck my step son...🫣

I'm pretty good at Lord of the Rings puns, but I'll try not to be too Smaug about it.

I'm pretty good at Lord of the Rings puns, but I'll try not to be too Smaug about it.

When BB got hungry, BB-8.

When BB got hungry, BB-8.

She isn't thinking about you, she's thinking about him....

She isn't thinking about you, she's thinking about him....

I'm the ultimate Teachers Pet 👓 📚

I'm the ultimate Teachers Pet 👓 📚

Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.

Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.

You know you want me.....I'm so much better than her 🦊

You know you want me.....I'm so much better than her 🦊

Certainly the forest of Fangorn is perilous – not least to those that are too ready with their axes; and Fangorn himself, he is perilous too; yet he is wise and kindly nonetheless 🌿

Certainly the forest of Fangorn is perilous – not least to those that are too ready with their axes; and Fangorn himself, he is perilous too; yet he is wise and kindly nonetheless 🌿

The One Ring was destroyed in the end. I think that’s about it, Mordor less.

The One Ring was destroyed in the end. I think that’s about it, Mordor less.

The First Seed....

The First Seed....

"Nice buns, Princess." - Han Solo, probably.

Fuck Me Like He Can't....

Fuck Me Like He Can't....

You must be a Pokemon, because I wanna have a Peek-at-chu.

You must be a Pokemon, because I wanna have a Peek-at-chu.

When I Luke at you I feel like I need to give myself a Han Solo.

When I Luke at you I feel like I need to give myself a Han Solo.

POV- You're Obi-Wan Kenobi, and you're my only hope...

POV- You're Obi-Wan Kenobi, and you're my only hope...

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Looks like you’ve got your blaster set to stun — ’cause you’re stunning!

Looks like you’ve got your blaster set to stun — ’cause you’re stunning!

"Begun the Booty Wars have." - Yoda, probably.

You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.

You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.

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