MRW the guy behind me at the grocery store starts mentioning how much of a hurry he's in and really needs to go next
MRW my wife tells me to come to bed because she is lonely but I just barely started gaming 6 hours ago
MRW my girlfriend apologizes for being in a bad mood and I say, “Everyone has a bad day” and then she says, “I’M NOT HAVING A BAD DAY!”
MRW I learn Canadians use the term "mileage" to describe how many kilometers their cars have been driven.
MRW I’m doing a history class group presentation and a person I’m presenting with goes of script and starts talking about ancient aliens