MRW when my credit card is almost maxed out and my bank surprises me with a $3k limit increase right before Xmas
MRW I'm a distant third cousin at a wedding, but I'm introduced as that 6-year-old who famously pooped his pants at Disneyland that one time
MRW Candace Cameron Bure refuses to work on Hallmark Channel now that they allow gay marriage to exist... even though she got her start on a show with three dads
MRW I'm about to go get high with my friends but told my mom I was just going to the library and she says "take your little brother with you"
