MRW I’m at my buddies house party and my girlfriend says she thinks we should break up right before someone yells “everyone smile for a picture”
MRW my aunt gets hammered at our family reunion and shows everyone in the family she can deepthroat a banana….and I’m both disgusted and impressed
MRW my I still have student loans owed and my University sends me an email or calls me asking for a donation
MRW my girlfriend tells me I just need a regular sleep schedule to deal with my anxiety induced insomnia
MRW my friend with the face tattoo is venting about getting turned down for the job at the daycare center