MRW I'm washing my hair when in the shower and I notice a bunch of long hairs mixed in with the suds on my hands
MRW my wife tells me our son has been looking at porn on the family computer and I gotta act shocked so she doesn't know it was me
MRW I walk in the room and my grandma’s 86 year old friend says “and who is this handsome young man?”
MRW my cousin starts talking about how climate change and COVID are liberal hoaxes used to manipulate society at the family Fourth of July BBQ.