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I am the victim of an attempted purrder attempt. Can I get the other kitty arrested? Do I need to enter witness purrtection if I testify against them?

I am the victim of an attempted purrder attempt. Can I get the other kitty arrested? Do I need to enter witness purrtection if I testify against them?

Could I get convicted if I act as the distraction cat?

Could I get convicted if I act as the distraction cat?

My owner knowingly gave me what I thought was drugs. Can I sue, even if it was just water?

My owner knowingly gave me what I thought was drugs. Can I sue, even if it was just water?

I recently had some illegally smol kittens. Can I make my peasent paw a contact guarenteeing that they will take care of the kittens like they take care of me?

I recently had some illegally smol kittens. Can I make my peasent paw a contact guarenteeing that they will take care of the kittens like they take care of me?

My human is trying to get me to jump on a couch in order to receive attention, I fell they should come down to my level in order to do so; how can we resolve this outside of court?

My human is trying to get me to jump on a couch in order to receive attention, I fell they should come down to my level in order to do so; how can we resolve this outside of court?

Our club is at risk of being raided by the pawlice because we allow our clients to consume some nip on site. We don't want any trouble, what can we do?

Our club is at risk of being raided by the pawlice because we allow our clients to consume some nip on site. We don't want any trouble, what can we do?

My hooman is posting videos of my spa time on the vibration machine. I is smol and did not givez pawmission for this. What are my awwwptions?

My hooman is posting videos of my spa time on the vibration machine. I is smol and did not givez pawmission for this. What are my awwwptions?

I’m sued for property damage with this footage as the main proof. Plea deal is at 3 months no snack, what are my options here? Maybe the footage was not legally obtained or something

I’m sued for property damage with this footage as the main proof. Plea deal is at 3 months no snack, what are my options here? Maybe the footage was not legally obtained or something

My human recommended me to post here. He is believes I’m a very organized cat and I should get profit from that. I want to purrrsue the dream to be an independent business cat. Do I need any purrrmit to create a company? Miau miau

My human recommended me to post here. He is believes I’m a very organized cat and I should get profit from that. I want to purrrsue the dream to be an independent business cat. Do I need any purrrmit to create a company? Miau miau

My human misunderstood me when I said I wanted them to bring me fish. Instead of bringing me food they brought me a, granted very fun, toy. Am I allowed to mandate my humans take a course in proper feline communications?

My human misunderstood me when I said I wanted them to bring me fish. Instead of bringing me food they brought me a, granted very fun, toy. Am I allowed to mandate my humans take a course in proper feline communications?

I have been murdered by my roommate and habe proof. I need meowpensentation now!!!!

I have been murdered by my roommate and habe proof. I need meowpensentation now!!!!

I was enjoying my tuna dinner and hy human distrubed me. When i protested she laughed. How can i stop this happening again?

I was enjoying my tuna dinner and hy human distrubed me. When i protested she laughed. How can i stop this happening again?

I needs an agent. I have two endorsement deals, one for kibbles and another for bits, that I need reviewed.

I needs an agent. I have two endorsement deals, one for kibbles and another for bits, that I need reviewed.

I recently started a massage parlour and would like to offer a 10% discount for all defence pawyers as a thank you for the good work you do.

I recently started a massage parlour and would like to offer a 10% discount for all defence pawyers as a thank you for the good work you do.

The landlord is trying to evict me. Help!

The landlord is trying to evict me. Help!

I was having a spa day with my human when the spa's owner comes in, disturbs us and refuses a refund. Can I sue for compensation?

I was having a spa day with my human when the spa's owner comes in, disturbs us and refuses a refund. Can I sue for compensation?

Someone has stolen my identity!!

Someone has stolen my identity!!

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