DivorcedBirds

DivorcedBirds

Gladys always felt like she spoke a language no man could understand. Then she met Benny, a professional translator who enjoyed interpreting her gibberish.

Gladys always felt like she spoke a language no man could understand. Then she met Benny, a professional translator who enjoyed interpreting her gibberish.

Taylor bursted back into the high social scene, alone, and with such confidence and flair that no one dared ask what happened to her eleventh broken engagement in a row.

Taylor bursted back into the high social scene, alone, and with such confidence and flair that no one dared ask what happened to her eleventh broken engagement in a row.

Henrietta had been so touch-starved since divorcing Jason. Unfortunately, this made her willfully oblivious to her date’s boundaries

Henrietta had been so touch-starved since divorcing Jason. Unfortunately, this made her willfully oblivious to her date’s boundaries

The male greater sage grouse is ready to hit the town

The male greater sage grouse is ready to hit the town

Chad thought he’d celebrate his divorce from Brittney by going to the club with his boys. However, the bouncers had to escort them out after Chad tried to fight Will, Britney’s coworker, he KNEW she was cheating on him with!

Chad thought he’d celebrate his divorce from Brittney by going to the club with his boys. However, the bouncers had to escort them out after Chad tried to fight Will, Britney’s coworker, he KNEW she was cheating on him with!

After a lengthy divorce in court and all of the attendant emotional trauma, Jerald decides he's ready to get back on the scene, but quickly discovers that dating in his 40s is not at all like it was in 1986.

After a lengthy divorce in court and all of the attendant emotional trauma, Jerald decides he's ready to get back on the scene, but quickly discovers that dating in his 40s is not at all like it was in 1986.

Erin and Mike decided to have some fun with drugs after their respective divorces. By five am, they’d forgotten all about the pain of walking in on Dave and Bec together:

Erin and Mike decided to have some fun with drugs after their respective divorces. By five am, they’d forgotten all about the pain of walking in on Dave and Bec together:

Now that he was finally getting over having his heart smashed to bits Sam was ready to hit the club and find some fun. Only to discover the ladies were less than impressed with his moves.

Now that he was finally getting over having his heart smashed to bits Sam was ready to hit the club and find some fun. Only to discover the ladies were less than impressed with his moves.

Dick and Jane got into a knock-down physical fight again over the visitation handover of their owlets. D & J went to jail. The kids were all scared, but CPS managed to find them a lovely burrow placement with fantastic Burrowing Owl foster parents who

Dick and Jane got into a knock-down physical fight again over the visitation handover of their owlets. D & J went to jail. The kids were all scared, but CPS managed to find them a lovely burrow placement with fantastic Burrowing Owl foster parents who

Franklin just says piss on it. Piss on relationships, friendships, hope and dreams. Piss on all of it.

Franklin just says piss on it. Piss on relationships, friendships, hope and dreams. Piss on all of it.

When Carlos saw what his ex's new plaything had going on for him, he decided he needed an upgrade of the lifetime. But in the hope of reinventing himself, he lost what made him Carlos. Now he's left trying to make ends meet working as a government spy, to

When Carlos saw what his ex's new plaything had going on for him, he decided he needed an upgrade of the lifetime. But in the hope of reinventing himself, he lost what made him Carlos. Now he's left trying to make ends meet working as a government spy, to

Every time they fought, Margareth cried like a baby.

Every time they fought, Margareth cried like a baby.

Arnold almost got caught on the phone with his girlfriend when his wife came home early. “That was close!” He thought. “Lucky my innocent expression put her off the scent.” But Gianna was suspicious. Very suspicious…

Arnold almost got caught on the phone with his girlfriend when his wife came home early. “That was close!” He thought. “Lucky my innocent expression put her off the scent.” But Gianna was suspicious. Very suspicious…

🎶 SHE’S A MANIAC, MANIAC ON THE FLOOR! AND SHE’S DANCING LIKE SHE’S NEVER DANCED BEFORE!🎶 because Derek never took her out dancing, even though she’s obviously fantastic at it

🎶 SHE’S A MANIAC, MANIAC ON THE FLOOR! AND SHE’S DANCING LIKE SHE’S NEVER DANCED BEFORE!🎶 because Derek never took her out dancing, even though she’s obviously fantastic at it

Rufus was always a bit of an asshole, but he hated that Tanis wasn't a minimalist goth like him. The relationship didn't last long....

Rufus was always a bit of an asshole, but he hated that Tanis wasn't a minimalist goth like him. The relationship didn't last long....

Shamus was ambushed by his mates after leaving the divorce hearing, and taken to Harvey’s pub for a wee bit Guiness to drown his sorrows.

Shamus was ambushed by his mates after leaving the divorce hearing, and taken to Harvey’s pub for a wee bit Guiness to drown his sorrows.

After a long and ugly divorce from Jeremy, Carla finally found joy again in her new hobby: tap dance!

After a long and ugly divorce from Jeremy, Carla finally found joy again in her new hobby: tap dance!

Anna's life with Jonathan had been luxurious and worry-free, and it was all she had ever known. After an unexpected betrayal, it left her alone on the streets, realizing that the life outside her bubble was not as trivial and spoon-fed as before.

Anna's life with Jonathan had been luxurious and worry-free, and it was all she had ever known. After an unexpected betrayal, it left her alone on the streets, realizing that the life outside her bubble was not as trivial and spoon-fed as before.

When Flo blew an entire month's alimony check on a fancy hat, her friends all said she was nuts. They had to admit, though, it was a pretty good hat.

When Flo blew an entire month's alimony check on a fancy hat, her friends all said she was nuts. They had to admit, though, it was a pretty good hat.

Lila was DONE counting calories for Stew

Lila was DONE counting calories for Stew

Jim was always suspicious that she was up to something, only after hiring the best PI in the city were his worst nightmares confirmed

Jim was always suspicious that she was up to something, only after hiring the best PI in the city were his worst nightmares confirmed

Walter was very anxious about his date after his divorce, so he didn't know what to do when Brenda advanced on him.

Walter was very anxious about his date after his divorce, so he didn't know what to do when Brenda advanced on him.

After a messy divorce, free from her chaotic ex, Shelly did her happy dance strolling into her new home in style. Watch out world, she has arrived. This chick has moves ;)

After a messy divorce, free from her chaotic ex, Shelly did her happy dance strolling into her new home in style. Watch out world, she has arrived. This chick has moves ;)

Sharon may have lost her cool on Frank and his new 20-something girlfriend... But she'd be damned if she'd let him bad mouth her at the children's school!

Sharon may have lost her cool on Frank and his new 20-something girlfriend... But she'd be damned if she'd let him bad mouth her at the children's school!

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