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I have successfully tamed the big fluffy dog and want to get it to sign an unequal treaty in which I am to use them as a snuggle pillow whenever I want. What other terms should I impose on the doggo?

I have successfully tamed the big fluffy dog and want to get it to sign an unequal treaty in which I am to use them as a snuggle pillow whenever I want. What other terms should I impose on the doggo?