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How could I ever observe how celestial bodies would interact in outer space? The humble solar system:

How could I ever observe how celestial bodies would interact in outer space? The humble solar system:

"Uh-oh, I think I just felt a drop." The Trustworthy Umbrella:

"I really like this house, hopefully it isn't cursed or anything" The long-lasting and pestilent sink of Beelzebub:

"I’ll surely be safe from these spirits in my trusty mascot suit!" The devious springlocks:

However shall I sail my ship through all this fog? The acoustic fog horn

However shall I sail my ship through all this fog? The acoustic fog horn

"i wish there was a way to keep my plants watered while I'm gone" the ever so reliable sprinkler

I wonder how I could achieve a click at a steady interval with minimal variation and an adjustable rate. The ever-helpful metronome:

I wonder how I could achieve a click at a steady interval with minimal variation and an adjustable rate. The ever-helpful metronome:

Me: "I wish there was a way to quickly transport me across rough terrain". The ever quick and expeditious motorcycle:

"I wish there was a way to let me know when someone is breaking in my car" the humble car alarm:

How should an enterprising NKVD agent terminate the pesky traitor Leon Trotsky? The humble yet very effective ice pick:

How should an enterprising NKVD agent terminate the pesky traitor Leon Trotsky? The humble yet very effective ice pick:

Man my chest hurts. I hope i feel better. The ever so deadly chestburster:

Man my chest hurts. I hope i feel better. The ever so deadly chestburster:

"I wonder how I can drink this beverage without disrupting the surface" The helpful plastic straws:

"How could we possibly defend our sea territory?" The stealthy submarine:

"How can we ever set the atmosphere for this haunted house area?" The ominous and ever so eloquent haunted piano:

Pharoah: what should I be buried in to be remembered forever? The monumental pyramid:

Pharoah: what should I be buried in to be remembered forever? The monumental pyramid:

The useful metronome

The useful metronome

a humble log destroying your gates

a humble log destroying your gates

How can i annihilate my enemies from afar? The ever destructive:

How can i annihilate my enemies from afar? The ever destructive:

Me: "man, I sure do wish that I could have a good sparring partner." The thoughtful gladiator:

I wonder how ill keep my car smelling nice, the delightful air freshener

I wonder how ill keep my car smelling nice, the delightful air freshener

If only I had something to bait my hook with

If only I had something to bait my hook with

I wonder what kinds of enimies ill find in this fantasy RPG? The Level 1 Slime

I wonder what kinds of enimies ill find in this fantasy RPG? The Level 1 Slime

If only there was a mammal with opposable thumbs! The evolved monkey:

If only there was a mammal with opposable thumbs! The evolved monkey:

What should we put in the post credits scene of Avengers? The delicious shawarma:

What should we put in the post credits scene of Avengers? The delicious shawarma:

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