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A group of alien commandos are sent in to recontain an escaped human, unfortunately nothing could have prepared them for the horrors of human bullshittery.

A group of alien commandos are sent in to recontain an escaped human, unfortunately nothing could have prepared them for the horrors of human bullshittery.

HUMAN DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!

HUMAN DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!

Human recruitment methods are odd to say the least.

Human recruitment methods are odd to say the least.

When sensing stupidity or danger, a Human Female's strength can increase by 400% at minimum. Even the infamous jaws of the Eliry Reaver cannot hope to stand against the strength of their wives when they steal the last slice cake...if the Human female does

When sensing stupidity or danger, a Human Female's strength can increase by 400% at minimum. Even the infamous jaws of the Eliry Reaver cannot hope to stand against the strength of their wives when they steal the last slice cake...if the Human female does

3v1 they said, it'll be easy they said

3v1 they said, it'll be easy they said

They’re reconsidering letting us in.

They’re reconsidering letting us in.

Humans love to ride other sapients, just not in the way that the aliens want.

Humans love to ride other sapients, just not in the way that the aliens want.

Upon learning that humans don't have any defense system guarding their home system the kra invaded. The two species are now very close allies.

Upon learning that humans don't have any defense system guarding their home system the kra invaded. The two species are now very close allies.

Why ar humans like this?

Why ar humans like this?

Humans perceive time much slower than other species, making them appear supernaturally fast.

Humans perceive time much slower than other species, making them appear supernaturally fast.

A human escapes from an alien prison by using the greatest method of communication humanity has, interpretive dance.

A human escapes from an alien prison by using the greatest method of communication humanity has, interpretive dance.

My lord you got to believe me I saw a human walk out of one the walls into another of your throne room. Even laughed at me when I tried to apprehend it.

My lord you got to believe me I saw a human walk out of one the walls into another of your throne room. Even laughed at me when I tried to apprehend it.

Least aggressive Terran

Least aggressive Terran

Humans have an innate ability to know when people are talking about them behind their back, this combined with their highly confrontational nature leads to a lot of fights.

Humans have an innate ability to know when people are talking about them behind their back, this combined with their highly confrontational nature leads to a lot of fights.

The Gorlonian Empire was apprehensive about joining with the Allied Federation, however after both the Human Ambassador and Gorlonian Emperor sat down and enjoyed the human food

The Gorlonian Empire was apprehensive about joining with the Allied Federation, however after both the Human Ambassador and Gorlonian Emperor sat down and enjoyed the human food "Burrito", They have gladly allied themselves.

Many mocked humanity for not building traditional mechs like the rest of the galaxy and instead preferring to focus their resources on tank research... That is until they saw what their tanks were capable of.

Many mocked humanity for not building traditional mechs like the rest of the galaxy and instead preferring to focus their resources on tank research... That is until they saw what their tanks were capable of.

Children are the true Monsters

Children are the true Monsters

This is how humans usually deal with aggressive aliens

This is how humans usually deal with aggressive aliens

Due to their heavy sleeping habits humans are forced to use alarm beds. And an alien accidentally sleeps in one.

Due to their heavy sleeping habits humans are forced to use alarm beds. And an alien accidentally sleeps in one.

Who's you're crew?

Who's you're crew?

Aliens slowly walks away from a group of humans discussing about guns

Aliens slowly walks away from a group of humans discussing about guns

Aliens on a ship watching loading dock 15 and the human crew mate line in the dock hanger, their thought s they talk to each other over what they have just witnessed

Aliens on a ship watching loading dock 15 and the human crew mate line in the dock hanger, their thought s they talk to each other over what they have just witnessed

Humans are the pyromaniacs of the universe

Humans are the pyromaniacs of the universe

This is the only proof humanity exists. How much of our culture could they glimpse from this?

This is the only proof humanity exists. How much of our culture could they glimpse from this?

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