If it's free, humans will happily take it; no matter how utterly useless (or even downright HAZARDOUS) the free thing in question is.
"Do you want to explain how you- by your own admittance- just a homeless guy with a sword, developed a sword technique that perfectly encapsulates near-instantenous, multi-dimensional spatial refraction?" "Well there was a bird that I really, really wante
Galactic Council Diplomats attempt groundbreaking, highly experimental psychological tactics in hopes of pacifying a newly discovered Death-Worlder Species during First Contact.
For Humans, it's regular anger. But for Xenos, they say that we often unleash our true metaphysical forms when under extreme amounts of stress.
Unlike other deathworlders the only way to survive a human encounter is to be as aggressive as possible.
Humans have a severe kleptomania problem and are often seen yoinking smaller sapients to add to their collection.
Normally humans are consider pretty young in the galatic aging system, yet moments like these make a human feel old.
Despite their best efforts to keep them apart, the galactic council was unable to keep the more chaotic species from interacting with humans. Whenever they get together, Chaos is guaranteed
Humans are exceptionally good at sussing out mimics and imposters. And with often go with the nuclear option first when confronting them.
Human I understand that your species was lonely for so long, but did you really have to uplift everything?
Most alien customs officer's refuse to deal with humans of any type and will just let them pass through.
Despite their small size humans are extremely aggressive and will attack anything they perceive as a threat.
