Officer Moist Breads here to save the day! She’ll mix your coffee with one hand and whoop criminals with the other!
Carl, in an alternate universe in which the zombie apocalypse never happened and he just grew up to be a regular boot jr. cops kid on tiktok
she has no room to criticize a cartoon when she hasn’t even taken a moment to wipe the shrek jizz from her nose
Tiktoker can’t comprehend someone doing something just to be nice. The brain of an attention whore is wired differently🧐
POV: you’ve been a prisoner for months, locked in the basement and forced to do bad karaoke in order to avoid becoming a skin suit.
