POV: You're listening to epic mettle music (😈🤘) while the Reddit hall monitor blogs about reddiquette
Warning: PSA! This situation actually ends with the gen zer dead and the robber leaving with the phone, and possible a rpe squeezed in there too
TFW you get all dolled up and pull some mushed hot dogs outta yer pocket so u can make a sick tiktok w/ a trash panda
