My roommate made it almost 2 weeks into no nut november! Meanwhile I've been gooning the whole time like a bad little slut. So he definitely deserved to use me however he wants as his reward!
Guys will be like "I'm 100% straight" but then exclusively watch porn featuring the most delicious looking cocks you've ever seen...
7+ inch perfect dicks are more rare than horny young sluts, so always remember that big cocks deserve to be worshiped
My friend warned me that if I forgot gas money again, he was going to make me pay one way or another, and somehow the very next day I forgot AGAIN! I'm so forgetful, I deserve this, it's completely fair, fuck, shoot it on my face bro
ugh, my new boyfriend cums sooo much, I have to put a towel down and he soaks me and ruins my clothes and hair every day! Can you take over and deal with his big loads for me..? No seriously, I know you're kind of bicurious and I won't tell anyone! And he
Best friends have always done different kinds of secret friendship pacts. My best bro and I do it by sucking each other off to prove how good of friends we are and that we can keep each other's secrets
"You suck your roommate's cock? that's totally gay bro!" I literally dgaf and if you saw his cock, you wouldn't either
I know it's naughty and people might call it cheating, but my coworker just has *the* Perfect Dick and I can't resist being his "work wife"... can anyone really blame me?
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