just got enough mcdonalds points so that i get a free 10 pc nugget next visit i am the slop king all hail slop king man
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idk if i miss old wordington or if it was stockholm syndrome from getting flashed dreamybull's prolapsed anus over and over again
i can picture a scene in my head. me, on my golden throne with my crown of pure humor, and next to me a little batman jester, who i use to intimidate envoys from rivaling city-states. they will return to their lieges with news of a monster that devours, a
check engine light just came on. pray for me. im not sure im going to make it . if i die make sure reddit headquarters burns down so no one else gets the subreddit
accidentally ordered 1.75 Liters of vodka instead of 750ml because idk the metric system. i am a goddamn American and I'll be 6 ft under before they make me recognize that commie system of measurement. also what do i do with 1.75 L of vodka it's so much i
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