"There's a reason I call him Big-Boss, honey, and it's not because he's smarter than you!" ~ JUFD-387
"I advertise that I'm an English-speaking tour-guide, but really I'm just an escort to a bunch of white dudes!" ~ NITR-068
My husbands father wants me to give him the grandson that his own son hasn't been able to give him! ~ PPPD-490