I know you love the sound of my amazing 52yr old bubbly farts. π¨ I bet you wish you could feel them on your face and smell them for realz!
Aww. Stinky? I don't care. No matter how sweaty and ripe I am, or how raunchy and rancid my farts are. I. Don't. Care. You're going to smell me. Now sniff up!