"Please, sir, I'm not a smuggler. I'm only here to visit my husband." "That's not what the body scanner says. We've had drugs flowing into this prison for far too long, but not anymore."
"Whoa, what did she do?" "When she came in last night, she was drunk and belligerent, and she wasn't listening to any of the instructions, so we decided to restrain her until she sobered up."