"What kind of woman makes her lover call her Mrs. while he's drilling her on top of their dining room table!" ~ An Komatsu in ALDN-274
Did you know where your bride was and what she'd been doing in the hours leading up to your wedding? ... Julia in PPPD-728
I'm telling my husband there's an 8% chance I'll never see the man again! ~ Hijiri Maihara in JUFE-208