My straight roommate says my "pussy" feels twice as tight as their girlfriend's! Come to think of it, ever since we started hosting weekly "game nights", they've never mentioned her. π
I'm so good at sucking dick, I feel like I deserve 20 hung cocks circling me that I get to worship all at once! Also, they're all selfishly trying to push in front of each other to get a turn. lol π€€