"I may work 6 days a week, but I'm paid very well, and it's never more than a couple of hours!" ~ JUFD-422
"There's a reason I call him Big-Boss, honey, and it's not because he's smarter than you!" ~ JUFD-387
"I advertise that I'm an English-speaking tour-guide, but really I'm just an escort to a bunch of white dudes!" ~ NITR-068