check engine light just came on. pray for me. im not sure im going to make it . if i die make sure reddit headquarters burns down so no one else gets the subreddit
accidentally ordered 1.75 Liters of vodka instead of 750ml because idk the metric system. i am a goddamn American and I'll be 6 ft under before they make me recognize that commie system of measurement. also what do i do with 1.75 L of vodka it's so much i
will not be posting basically at all for the rest of the year so i can spend quality time with my servants and concubines in my golden throne room. i look forward to being fed chocolates while sitting intimidatingly in front of a groveling peasant
jollyposting day 2. thousands have already begged me to stop. governments have gone into lockdown. i cannot be stopped
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