“Yeah dude, like I said, it’s pretty fun being a girl, makes me popular and stuff” I say, making small talk with a friend while my hand is jerking off some random guy. “No, I’m not attracted to guys, that only works in porn, I… oh my gosh, that was fast”

“Yeah dude, like I said, it’s pretty fun being a girl, makes me popular and stuff” I say, making small talk with a friend while my hand is jerking off some random guy. “No, I’m not attracted to guys, that only works in porn, I… oh my gosh, that was fast”