You wanted that VP title, but your Boss decided the only way you're moving up is by staying down... on all fours
He didn't want a "cure" he wanted a live-in relief system that didn't talk back, and he used your "experiment" to build exactly what he needed...
Your trans wife caught you looking, so she’s making sure the whole street knows exactly who owns you...
You told your friends you were just traveling for free, but they can see exactly what you’ve traded for those first-class tickets...