check engine light just came on. pray for me. im not sure im going to make it . if i die make sure reddit headquarters burns down so no one else gets the subreddit
accidentally ordered 1.75 Liters of vodka instead of 750ml because idk the metric system. i am a goddamn American and I'll be 6 ft under before they make me recognize that commie system of measurement. also what do i do with 1.75 L of vodka it's so much i
will not be posting basically at all for the rest of the year so i can spend quality time with my servants and concubines in my golden throne room. i look forward to being fed chocolates while sitting intimidatingly in front of a groveling peasant
jollyposting day 2. thousands have already begged me to stop. governments have gone into lockdown. i cannot be stopped
this is why i still stay on places like twitter despite everything. people like this exist and spam the funniest commentary. my oersonal favorite recently is probably human pet guy cybersmith, you just have to be careful because he likes to retweet shemal
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