therewasanattempt

therewasanattempt

To be a prick

to sound like a reasonable person

to sound like a reasonable person

To be a security guard

To be a security guard

To tell the truth.

To tell the truth.

to rob a flower shop

to rob a flower shop

To kill an English teacher

To kill an English teacher

To share happiness

To share happiness

To convince your MAGA parents that they are wrong

To convince your MAGA parents that they are wrong

To get through the dancers.

To get through the dancers.

to show off a hard working robot

to show off a hard working robot

to jump over a pickup

to jump over a pickup

To jump on a bungee

To jump on a bungee

To catch the ball

To catch the ball

to arrest a shoplifter as cops barge into an innocent family’s home, injure a disabled veteran dad, then realize they went to the wrong address.

to arrest a shoplifter as cops barge into an innocent family’s home, injure a disabled veteran dad, then realize they went to the wrong address.

to land a scooter trick

to land a scooter trick

To Diet…hilarious.

To Diet…hilarious.

To kill a civilian who won't answer your questions

To kill a civilian who won't answer your questions

To have a working Iron Dome

To have a working Iron Dome

to remove the interior cylinder of a motorcycle on his hand

to remove the interior cylinder of a motorcycle on his hand

To have a seat

To say “Hello” to an ICE agent

To say “Hello” to an ICE agent

To shoot his shot with the woman on the train

To shoot his shot with the woman on the train

To pet a squid

To win the giant Claw Game

To win the giant Claw Game

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