therewasanattempt

therewasanattempt

to celebrate Birthday.

to celebrate Birthday.

To “get your dick wetter than your clothes”

To “get your dick wetter than your clothes”

To model

To own the libs by firing all of your vaccinated employees. Doxx yourself as a Jan 6 Insurrectionist. Lose your job.

To own the libs by firing all of your vaccinated employees. Doxx yourself as a Jan 6 Insurrectionist. Lose your job.

to pet a cat.

To achieve the speed of light

To achieve the speed of light

to say pumpkin pie

to say pumpkin pie

To hide your screen

To hide your screen

To eat a grape

To exercise

To shit in peace

To shit in peace

To take a selfie

To take a selfie

to embrace

To spoil a birthday surprise

To spoil a birthday surprise

To make it babyproof

To make it babyproof

To Make Love Not War.

To Make Love Not War.

To stop use of backpacks

To stop use of backpacks

To look cool

To climb

To answer the question

To answer the question

To hit an innocent dock!

To hit an innocent dock!

to disrupt a fashion show.

to disrupt a fashion show.

to throw him off

to throw him off

to scare the monke

to scare the monke

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