"Am I going too fast for you? - Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially." - Yes Man (2008)
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever - Knocked Up
"Everybody's been real nice - Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean, your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!" - Liar Liar (1997)
