2 idiots jump the counter and attempt to rob a 7-11 with a fake gun. Badass security guard sneaks in front door and shoots them both. One robber yells "my gun is fake" security guard responds "oh well, mine is real" WinStupidPrizes
Cop arrests fire fighter in the middle of tending to a wounded civilian because fire truck was 1 mm over the line. PublicFreakout